The four kinds of people on the dance floor you need to know

There are just two kinds of women

On the dance floor baby

There's the queen of diamonds

And the one of hearts

Those women with the clubs and spades
Aren't really human
They will crack your skull open
And bury you before you're even dead
So stay away from them

The men might be knaves, or jokers, or kings

Take your pick

Should you already know which one you are

All you need to know is who the rest are

                                                                                               ~ Sonali

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