From my manuscript "Men are dogs"
Every dog needs a trainer
That is an established fact
Or he'll never be housebroken or free of fleas
He'll pee on every rug he meets
He'll eat off the dinner table
He'll chew up the children's books and shoes
You know, he'll be a problem puppy
And there'll be folks who'll want to put him
to sleep
Enter: The Dog Whisperer
She said to me, "We have a problem on our hands
The boys have tied a can on a string to the
scrawny neck on the mutt
And he is a biter full of mange
My staff will not touch him
They want the dog catcher to euthanize him
I'm not sure that's the only way out
His file name's Swamp
It was Wimp
I changed it to Swamp
We'll see what we can do
I had him moved to another shelter
They can fumigate him and wash him
And teach him to sit
That'll be a good beginning
They are a No Kill shelter
But even they have their limitations
He bites, he's gone
